Philly's Curvy Sweetheart

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I'm the Agent 99 to your Maxwell Smart.... If you’re here, you might be the type of man who craves a classic. An Aston Martin DB5, a Manhattan served up, and a woman who’s equal parts Joan Holloway and Agent 99 who’s got dangerous curves with the attitude to match. I’m the type of woman who craves a man’s man. The type of man who wants to have me on his arm, knowing others might be just a bit jealous. The type of man who adores a soft woman. Could your daily routine benefit from a little chaos, sensuality, excitement, and laughter? Then please—allow me to introduce myself! I’m Lana Van Dam, and if truth be told, I was probably born about 50 years too late. I’m an old soul who loves all things retro, including the company I keep. I love men from all walks of life who believe that chivalry isn’t dead, and that women are meant to be shown off while being shown around. I’m an intelligent lady who loves to be challenged by a man who’s respectful, dapper, and generous. Do you appreciate great conversation and cheeky commentary alongside afternoon delights and evenings out on the town? Then you might just be the gent this lady’s been looking for! Do you want to laugh & feel like you can truly be yourself? We can talk about absolutely anything - this is a safe space with me. I’m a plush, voluptuous redhead who calls Philadelphia home. My curiosity keeps me well-traveled and well-read, so there’s hardly a topic I’m not comfortable discussing. At my core, I’m a lover of people who just wants to make others happy. Why not sneak away from your worldly demands and have an unforgettable experience? xoxo Lana *** IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE A RESPONSE WITHIN 24 HOURS PLEASE CHECK YOUR SPAM FOLDER ***